If you still haven’t found that special (geeky) someone something, how about giving the gift of mini-humanoid? He farts (and makes fart jokes), he lifts his leg and urinates like a dog, he plays air guitar (and air drums). He’s a 6.5″ tall frat boy. He’s i-SOBOT, at your command. Read my review of i-SOBOT on the Federated Media Gift Guide. He should still be available where all humanoid lifeforms are sold.
i-SOBOT, at your command. Sorta. – Link