Rube Goldberg breakfast machine

Hungry for breakfast? Forget fast food, try following your childhood dreams and build a breakfast machine to make it for you! I’ll do it as soon as I can convince someone to clean it for me; anyone looking for an internship?

The jam rolling unit really caught my eye. What would it take to turn that into a rotary diecutter? I’d love to have toast spelled out in my initials.

[via neatorama]