Do you need a robot beard hat? Of course you do. Bristol, England-based DIYer, filmmaker, and funnyman Simon Panrucker created this video to show you how. Why did he do it?

January is a time to evaluate the previous year and plan for the months ahead. Seems like a lot of effort. I’d rather just go straight to the future. So I built a robot beard hat with time traveling abilities. Here’s how to make your own!

That’s why.