There’s nothing quite as eye-opening as stumbling across a pair of glittery, bejeweled pasties first thing in the morning! Our friends at Bust Magazine must have sensed that I’d run out of coffee, because this tutorial for New-Sew Nipple Tassels was front and center when I opened their email newsletter. The how-to provides step-by-step instructions for making them fit, making the tassels, and making them pretty. But, once you’ve gotten your sparkle on, you’re on your own—the tutorial doesn’t share any tips for making ‘em spin! This settles it once and for all: It’s sexy to be crafty!