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The marvels of 21st century technology have made me look at my microwave, toaster, and yard sprinkler with disdain. It’s a bagel, stupid, not a frozen waffle. I’m defrosting chicken, not fish. My kids are outside playing — don’t you even have a motion sensor, you dumb hydro-dumping apparatus?