How to make your own caffeinated alcohol beverage


If San Francisco City Attorney Dennis Herrera gets his way a generation of club goers will miss out on the sickly sweet tang of caffeinated alcohol beverages like Sparks, Four-Loko, and Joose. Yet, all is not lost. A group of enterprising practitioners have seized the opportunity to handcraft a batch of Bathtub Sparks in an attempt to recreate the extreme libation.

The following drink was reverse-engineered from a vintage can of caffeinated Sparks and rigorously tested via blind taste-test by SFoodie and four people who agreed to come over to the author’s house and drink this stuff, plus two random guys on the street who should be applauded for their daring and general zest for life.


6 thoughts on “How to make your own caffeinated alcohol beverage

  1. Anonymous says:

    Add rum to Coke.

  2. Anonymous says:

    “How to Make Moonshine” = Dead link.

  3. Someone who cares says:

    One of my closest friends died of a heart attack from drinking red bull and vodka, IE caffeine, sugar, and alcohol. its just not a good combination

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