Wow! Check out how to make chocolate from scratch! It never even occurred to me that it was something worth attempting, but Instructables user Mongpoovian reveals:
After extensive research, I’ve discovered chocolate’s dirty little secret — it’s a piece of cake to make at home. And if your family is impressed by homemade truffles and cakes, imagine how they’ll feel when you had them a bar of home-freaking-made chocolate.
I can’t wait to try this! (Via @canida.)