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Tool Review:  Couch Spray Paint.  No, Seriously.

A few months back I stored some stuff for a between-jobs college buddy, and took two identical extremely comfy (but extremely ugly) armchairs as plunder when he eventually came and picked it up. He had no more room in the U-haul, and I found the chairs comfortable enough to ignore their ugliness. Most importantly, however, the cat freaking loved them. So they stayed.

Anyway, I was enjoying their comfy-ness, and lamenting their ugliness, with a friend about a month ago. And after a couple of beers, apiece, she suggested spray-painting them. I was tipsy enough to consider that this might actually be a good idea, and if not that, then at least a sufficiently hare-brained idea to draw some decent traffic.

A bit of drunken Googling later, we discovered that spray paint specifically designed for upholstery actually exists. The brand name is Simply Spray, and I bought mine through Amazon. That the color should be orange seemed inherently obvious, at the time.

I was quite sober when the paint showed up at my front door, a week or so later. I get two or three packages a day. usually, so I almost never know what I’m going to find when I’m cutting one open. When I saw the orange light glinting off the sides of the cans reading “fabric paint,” my first thought was:

“Oh. Yeah.”

But I was committed, at that point, and to make an already-overlong story short, this stuff actually works pretty well. And considering what a ridiculous idea upholstery spray paint is, in the first place, it works almost astoundingly well.

The starting color of your furniture makes a difference. Over the dead-grass yellow of my plundered armchairs, orange went on extremely well. I was, in fact, so pleased by the resulting orange chair that I decided to try out the contrasting “periwinkle blue.” Over the exact same fabric in the exact same color, however, the blue didn’t cover nearly so well. In the bright sun, hints of the underlying fabric are still visible here and there, although under interior lighting conditions this is much less of a problem.

When dry, the color is waterproof, odorless, and does not rub off or transfer under any conditions that I have discovered. Both chairs were a bit “crunchy” right after application, but the crunch soon wears off without otherwise affecting the color. And the cat seems to love the painted chairs just as much as their drab predecessors.

I’ve only lived with the spray-painted chairs for a couple of weeks, now, so the long term wear-hardiness of the color remains to be proven. Also, a can of this stuff has to be used all at once. If you absolutely have to stop spraying in the middle of a can, reportedly, you can invert the can and blow it out and store it overnight with the nozzle submerged in water. But generally speaking, once you start spraying, you have to finish the can; even using the underwater trick, any paint left in an opened can will be useless in a couple of days.

The stuff is kinda pricey at $12 for an 8-oz can, as of this writing. My orange chair took three cans to get complete coverage, while the more problematic blue color took four cans to get coverage that’s still a bit thin here and there. With shipping, it came out to about $40 to paint the one chair orange, and about $55 to paint the other one blue. Given otherwise-satisfactory furniture, already on hand, the orange paint actually seems like not such a bad deal, to me, when compared to the time, energy, and expense that would be required to track down and procure equivalent upholstery in one’s preferred color in the used market. And compared to buying new furniture, it’s a steal. And while I can’t say that I’d unequivocally recommend this product to everyone with an off-color chair, sofa, or loveseat, it does work a heckuva lot better than I ever imagined it could, and it was actually a lot of fun to use. Under the right circumstances, it could be just what the doctor ordered.

18 thoughts on “Tool Review: Couch Spray Paint. No, Seriously.

  1. You mean “burnt orange” wasn’t available? How annoying for the denizens of Annoying State University (apologies to Jeff Millar, Bill Hinds and Tank McNamara).

  2. You mean “burnt orange” wasn’t available? How annoying for the denizens of Annoying State University (apologies to Jeff Millar, Bill Hinds and Tank McNamara).

  3. You mean “burnt orange” wasn’t available? How annoying for the denizens of Annoying State University (apologies to Jeff Millar, Bill Hinds and Tank McNamara).

  4. You mean “burnt orange” wasn’t available? How annoying for the denizens of Annoying State University (apologies to Jeff Millar, Bill Hinds and Tank McNamara).

  5. I did this years ago, with the carpet in a car. I bought an old car with black carpet in the interior. It was old and faded, so I pulled it out, cleaned it thoroughly, and sprayed it with black acrylic enamel from a spray can. I had read somewhere that it would work because the carpet had acrylic fibers, and acrylic enamel would bond to it. It worked great. The carpet looked like new (except for the worn place where the driver’s heels go), and didn’t flake off, peel, or anything weird.

  6. I have to tell anyone interested in doing this what they might want to be aware of. We recently decided to spraypaint our couch with Simply Spray fabric paint. Its a 2 cushion couch, can probably fit 3 people on it but 2 more comfortably. It’s not huge. We read on the blog that it would only be 12 bottles and that it would remain soft. We ran out of paint after 12 bottles and purchased another 12. We have now run out of that as well and it is still not covered. On top of that it is no longer soft. It is in fact very hard and feels almost sticky. We also washed one of the cushions and it did in fact wear off A LOT. It also does come off on our skin and clothing. We are incredibly unhappy. We had a very nice couch. It was white and very easy to clean. The problem was, we have a dog and would constantly have to clean it. We thought having a darker color would solve our problems. We could have easily sold the couch. Now it is half done and we are $300 in on paint. Not only can we not sell this, we have to buy a new couch and spent all this money in paint. I dont know, I’ve read blogs where people are happy, but this took many hours to do, very space consuming, basically had no living room for 6 days because it takes 3 days each time. Just a total nightmare, waste of time and money.

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I am descended from 5,000 generations of tool-using primates. Also, I went to college and stuff. I am a long-time contributor to MAKE magazine and My work has also appeared in ReadyMade, c't – Magazin für Computertechnik, and The Wall Street Journal.

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