I’m not quite sure where to start with the awesomeness that is this amigurumi crocheted Matthew McConaughey doll from Alison at Crafty is Cool. From the hair to the bongo drum, everything about it blows my mind. But, I’m going to just jump right in there and say what we’re all thinking: Holy crocheted buns, Batman!

Say, man. You got another bongo? It’d be a lot cooler if you did.

If you hear strange noises coming from the direction of Brooklyn, don’t be alarmed. It’s just me, dissolving into fits of giggles every single time I look at this yarn-tastic masterpiece. Maybe it’s my inner 12-year-old talking, but I really hope that crocheted butts and hot dudes turned into dolls never stop being both hilarious and awesome.