Don’t have time to get to the ol’ pumpkin patch this year? No problem, just grab yourself the nearest pineapple and carve up a spooky jack-o-pineapple like the one that Cory Doctorow of boing boing spotted at Trader Vic’s in Portland, Oregon. And if you happen to find yourself at Trader Vic’s this Halloween, be sure to keep your eye out for one of those piña colada-drinking werewolves.