This crochet adult-sized mermaid lapghan is so clever that I was inspired to write a little song about it:

The cushions are always softer,
on somebody else’s chair.
You think about going outside,
but that is a judgement error.
Just look at this Mermaid Lapghan,
crocheted by Shelley Bunyard.
Perfect for a crafty book fan,
who’s dead set on chillin’ hard.

Yeah, I think that pretty much says it all.

[via Reddit]