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I had Kaden pick a winner for the “What the heck is this thing?” this is a “Cork Borer Sharpener. Sharpens the tools that cuts out cork stoppers for beakers and such.” Thanks to everyone who wrote in — He writes –

Verbalis was the first guy to get ity…I did a follow up visit to Northstar today, and confirmed that they’d done a pick up from the UBC. Case closed…job well done.

Winner! What the heck is this thing? Link.