But if he’s stuck in space all the time, how does he eat?! How does he breathe?!?! And shouldn’t this be a footboard instead of a headboard?!?!1!

Whatever the ultimate answers may be, this wonderfully dorky furniture in-joke is from tumblr’s Doorman. And as for the other stuff, I should really just relax. [Thanks, Jennifer!]

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