Squeaky The Wonder Pig

Next time you’re wandering around west Texas, don’t shoot that feral pig that wonders into your path. Instead, adopt him and gain a cattle-herding, 400-pound friend.

But please don’t feed him pizza with pepperoni on top: that’s just creepy:

First to expand pig training to fill other traditionally dog-powered activities has my never-ending respect. Pig power instead of these dog-powered transports might even result in some usable methane, too!