My friend Ed and I love quoting from the movie Glengarry Glen Ross, especially the plot-inciting speech by Alec Baldwinโs character, in which he informs a veteran sales team that they will now compete against each other to keep their jobs (โThird prize: youโre fired.โ)
Toward the end of his harangue, he reverently reaches into his attachรฉ case and produces two brass balls on a cord, saying, โIt takes brass balls to sell real estate.โ
Itโs a memorable image, and Iโve always wondered why SkyMall doesnโt sell high-quality brass balls as a desktop โexecutive toyโ or motivational prize. Maybe they feel it would be in poor taste or politically incorrect, or maybe theyโre afraid of lawsuits over something that could so easily crush a skull (brass balls are heavy). But to my mind, these considerations just make the object more appealing.
I decided to replicate the balls, and once I figured out how to securely connect the cord, it was simple. You can put these together in 2 minutes with no tools other than scissors to cut the cord and a flame to singe the ends.
Build ‘Em
To make them, cut about 2′ of cord, thread a setscrew on each end, tie a knot, and screw it into the ball. You can use epoxy or threadlocker to make the connection permanent. The balls I ordered already had brass setscrews that reduced their original bores to ยผ-20, and the knot probably wouldnโt slip out of those, but adding the smaller setscrews makes the connection neater and more secure. I used a white cord for authenticity, but I think a black one would add a nice formal touch for evening occasions.
I gave the brass balls to Ed and he got a kick out of them. He works in management at a large, sales-driven company, so I hope he puts them on his desk.
