Have you ever seen “anti-sit” technologies at work? Little spikes on ledges to prevent you from resting your legs? Benches the discourage laying down? From the Archisuit site:

Archisuit consists of an edition of four leisure jogging suits made for specific architectural structures in Los Angeles. The suits include the negative space of the structures and allow a wearer to fit into, or onto, structures designed to deny them.

(Thanks, Frank!)