Holy cow, I can’t wait to see the Swarovski crystal-encrusted one of these for the Miss America pageant: the Pork Princess bacon tiara. Heed the warning, though:

You are going to be working with an enzyme that bonds protein. You are made of protein. Unless you want to glue your lungs together or glue your eyelids to your eyeballs, you absolutely must follow these safety rules. We cannot be held accountable for any mishaps you might have while working with transglutaminase.

Via BB.