Help Joe with his generator

Joe wants to do something with his generator – “There is something inherently cool about being able to generate your own electricity. From the dawn of history, man has always tried to produce power: From fire to wind, coal to fission, every generation has tried to gain more control over the world around them. It was this poetic vision of power and independence that convinced my conscious mind to fork out $400 for 3500 watt generator. Now the vision is disappearing, and I find myself thinking, “Why did I ever get this?”. What in the world am I going to do with my generator? Any ideas?” – post up in the comments!