Church tank!

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Church tank!

I love Kris Kuksi’s church tank! via BoJ.

31 thoughts on “Church tank!

  1. BigD145 says:

    Spreading the word through force and/or fear. Business as usual.

  2. Gareth Branwyn says:

    OMG! That is right out of Warhammer 40,000! There’s even a Redemptionist priest who drives around in a pulpit tank similar to that in the 40K offshoot skirmish game Necromunda.

  3. Jyoti Mishra says:


  4. Sir Arthur says:

    That tank needs to be in a Monty Python movie . . .

    And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.” And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu… [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to “skip a bit, brother”]

    … And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.” Amen.

  5. Dave says:

    Take that, you Darwinists!!!

  6. John says:

    Hey, that’s my cousin

  7. Dare says:

    Yet another Russian plot to encroach in Eastern Europe. The onion steeple gives them away everytime!

  8. Anonymous says:

    Funny photoshop, but truly photoshopped unfortunately

  9. Anonymous says:

    No, you are wrong. That is not photoshop. That is a Baneblade converted with a church on it. The painting is very well done, and I remember seeing it in a White Dwarf a few years ago.

  10. John says:

    its a model…no painting or photoshop…check the links provided before you comment…

  11. LOL says:

    WOW I love the lack of church shadow LOL!!!

  12. Anonymous says:

    Uh.. yeah… it’s a PAINTED model… or do you suspect the colours are there by magic?

  13. Shippy says:

    Right o, Jyoti Mishra!!

  14. Vardøger says:

    In Soviet Russia, church go to YOU!

  15. Michael II says:

    Now this is what I call a holy roller! St Panzer IV Catholic Church

  16. J.C. says:

    I’m officially a believer…

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