Bench with a crank makes sure you don’t wet your pants

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Bench with a crank makes sure you don’t wet your pants


The “Rolling Bench” has a handle on the side that you turn when the surface of the seat is wet or dirty and you want something cleaner without getting dirty yourself. Pretty simple solution for the age-old problem of finding public seating that is not completely soiled by the last person who was there or by inclement weather. We only wonder what happens when the whole roll gets filthy.

The Rolling Bench – [via]

14 thoughts on “Bench with a crank makes sure you don’t wet your pants

  1. brian says:

    or when there is a bum sleeping there you can just crank him right to the ground.

  2. Brian says:

    I think this is more about just wetness from, say, a rainstorm or a pool, and not dirtiness from some weird source.

  3. Rich says:

    I thought it was an electrified bench that gave you negative reinforcement if you sat on it and wet your pants.

  4. Sally599 says:

    Brian, you clearly don’t live in the city. I really wish they had these on the “L” platforms.

  5. Josh says:

    Brian, that is hilarious.

  6. Travis says:

    What about when the crank gets dirty? How do you clean that off?

  7. Jay says:

    I thought what Rich thought when I first saw the title.

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