Pencil bench erases your butt, feels pretty nice

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Pencil bench erases your butt, feels pretty nice


I’m not sure I would want to sit on this bench, especially if I had important documents in my back pockets that might get erased. The “Pencil Bench” attempts to incorporate everyday office schwag into a semi-comfortable piece of furniture. The next iteration will hopefully not be the “exploding ball-point pen bench”.

Pencil Bench – Link, [via]

10 thoughts on “Pencil bench erases your butt, feels pretty nice

  1. Carlos W says:

    If you wear jeans with a 28 inch waist and 32 inch inseam – you can’t have a butt to erase.

  2. riv says:

    Assuming they’re normal pencils, wouldn’t they break if you try to shift/scoot sideways?

  3. Dirkus says:

    Judging by the size relative to the butt, I’d say those are the extra huge pencils that are like 1/2″ in diameter. Of course that could just be an optical illusion due to the abnormally small ‘tocks. Someone needs some pork on their fork.

  4. John says:

    They’re normal diameter pencils, but only 4″ in length. Very comfortable bench!

  5. yaddayaddayoda says:

    I don’t think I’ve had 28/32 since 8th or 9th grade. Those were the days.

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